Justin Valmassoi of Animals Talking in All Caps
Animals Talking In All Caps, everyone.
duly unfollowed.
i forgot a title!
Dec 27
Nov 03
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
I burst with joy and fruit flavor every time I think of the many fine internet people that find these little bits of insomniac babbling amusing. I have no idea why you like them, but I love that you do. I think you are all sexy weirdos and that your hair looks great today.
Then there are the people I don’t like, for whom I made this small video.
Because you are rude jerks.
wait, i’m not only person who thinks the animalstalkinginallcaps guy is attractive? darn.
Oct 22
I should just get it over with and be Rachel Maddow for Halloween.
aaaaaactually, mark teixeira should be rachel maddow for halloween…
http://www.celebopedia.net/mark-teixeira/images/mark-teixeira.jpg
Oct 15
» The Concerns Of Mindy Kaling: The Back Of My Book!
When you don’t look like in a model in real life you cherish great photos of yourself. When I was on Facebook, approximately 1/3 of my life was untagging bad photos of myself and sending messages to their uploaders saying: “WTF, you guys? Put another grim photo of me on the internet and I will…
as a formerly androgynous child, i have to say me too, mindy kaling. me. too.
May 06
Mushroom Noodles
Hummmm… Does anyone know how to plate like this? I’m looking for tips.
the chopsticks are your clue here — you wrap the noodles around the chopsticks, squeezing the endpoint of the noodles between the chopsticks and winding/wrapping them around the chopsticks. then you take your wrapped chopsticks, place the ends on the plate, and slide the noodles off while removing the chopsticks and trying to keep the wound up noodle wrap intact. hope this helps!
Mar 18
A Tumblr I’d like to see:
Bespeckled Babes, Bongs and Bulldogs.
Pages and pages of good looking men who wear glasses smoking weed and hanging out with their bulldogs.
bespectacled! bespeckled isn’t exactly a word, and it would mean something more like “spotted.”
Jan 23
Who knew all my favorite radio songs could be adapted as love songs to Haiti
Who do you think feels more self-satisfied right now, the celebs doing their teary-eyed tax write-off performance for the year or the sycophants at sitting at home who need a free concert and an A-Lister to remind them to offer their help?
(and don’t give me that “using their fame for a good cause” bullshit, because there are 365 days a year and 3 million causes they could be helping that may not be the social gathering of the season, but that also don’t require a PR release or a full network television roadblock of face time)
THANK YOU
Dec 21
All but one cast member is from New York.
New York, please stop sending your trash to Jersey.
the *least* offensive one is from nj! yay, jersey!
Dec 04
beccayoung:emonerdcorp:serpentineandblack:youarousedthefools:becomethetide:smashme-eraseme:fuckyeahsodomites:thenewromantic:gotnolove:rawryourlife:mimesheat:thisiswilliams:lettherainfall:donkadonk:
flannelshurtz:famouslastword:vegetarianzombie:freshtodeathx:scarletwitch:
snhero:tiny-teenie:darknessthereandnothingmore:-sin:reversethechemistry:loveorsomething:lovelexxi:ericajune:scream-samantha: loveyourchaos: miraculous: dromadeus: strawberryswisher: brennadaugherty:
streak of not posting here is broken!
Aug 25
the official Columbian Tourism board would like some promotion on Fuck Yeah Sharks.
NO. WAY.
i’m reading this contract they sent me. also, its being filmed for Nat Geo. i know, right?
coloooooooooooooombia. columbia = major ny private university, city in south carolina
