December 2011
1 post
November 2011
1 post
Watchanimalstalkinginallcaps:
I burst with joy and fruit flavor every time I think of the many fine internet people that find these little bits of insomniac babbling amusing. I have no idea why you like them, but I love that you do. I think you are all sexy weirdos and that your hair looks great today.
Then there are the people I don’t like, for whom I made this small video.
Because you are rude...
October 2011
2 posts
The Concerns Of Mindy Kaling: The Back Of My Book! →
theconcernsofmindykaling:
When you don’t look like in a model in real life you cherish great photos of yourself. When I was on Facebook, approximately 1/3 of my life was untagging bad photos of myself and sending messages to their uploaders saying: “WTF, you guys? Put another grim photo of me on the internet and I will…
as a formerly androgynous child, i have to say me too, mindy kaling....
May 2011
1 post
March 2010
1 post
A Tumblr I'd like to see:
whydoihaveablog:
Bespeckled Babes, Bongs and Bulldogs.
Pages and pages of good looking men who wear glasses smoking weed and hanging out with their bulldogs.
bespectacled! bespeckled isn’t exactly a word, and it would mean something more like “spotted.”
January 2010
1 post
Who knew all my favorite radio songs could be...
suckafuck:
Who do you think feels more self-satisfied right now, the celebs doing their teary-eyed tax write-off performance for the year or the sycophants at sitting at home who need a free concert and an A-Lister to remind them to offer their help?
(and don’t give me that “using their fame for a good cause” bullshit, because there are 365 days a year and 3 million causes they could be helping...
December 2009
2 posts
Watchsoupsoup:
siddman:
Alyssa Milano’s Evolution: Jersey Shore
All but one cast member is from New York.
New York, please stop sending your trash to Jersey.
the *least* offensive one is from nj! yay, jersey!
August 2009
2 posts
the official Columbian Tourism board would like...
nedhepburn:
NO. WAY.
i’m reading this contract they sent me. also, its being filmed for Nat Geo. i know, right?
coloooooooooooooombia. columbia = major ny private university, city in south carolina
Caffeine hangover, day two.
jgh:
I am drinking some green tea to take the edge off the withdrawal. But I still can’t hold food down. This is BAD.
have you considered that maybe it’s not caffeine withdrawal? this sounds sort of like an extreme gastrointestinal reaction to caffeine deprivation…
July 2009
4 posts
this is real. →
molls:
I’m going to be flying my puppy across the country for his third or forth round trip in a few weeks. Whenever I mention flying with Wagandstuff I get emails from people asking how hard it is to take your dog on the plane, so I will address that here:
Dogs under 15 pounds count as carry-on luggage, anything more than that I don’t know about.
You need a Sherpa bag or another airline...
June 2009
4 posts
Julia Allison Has No Idea What Work Is
juliasbadpress:
juliaallison:
My day, broken down:
Woke up around 10 am - answered emails, got ready for Mirror Awards luncheon at 11:45 am, cabbed it to the Harmonie Club at 60th & 5th (I would have walked, but I had on heels and I didn’t want to be late). After the luncheon (which I left at 2:30) , I subway’d to 29th & Park for an hour plus long meeting with TMIweekly’s producer,...
i'm in love with you, sarah haskins. →
May 2009
30 posts
Julia Allison costume checklist
jgh:
Pearl necklace
Red lipstick
Prop dog
Huge handbag
Signature pose
Weave
What else
pink dress, headband, cupcake that you will pretend to eat all night. there are three poses, remember — kissy face, pursed lips, and the “braying donkey,” per reblogging nonsociety.
“As I saw the smoke from the burning building and people jumping to their deaths,...”
– Rudy Giuliani (via thetimelime)
From “Giuliani Time” — (Part 1, Part 2). Also a little trailer.
(via documentary)
(via soupsoup)
i find this pretty disgusting/infuriating.
wtf?
sometimes my tumblr will say there are six new posts, and only four will show up. then, it tells me there is one new post, and when i refresh, it deletes like, eleven of the previous posts. double you tee efffffff????
everyone's doing it...
so, what kind of filing cabinet/storage bin thingies should i get? school year is over, and it’s time to organize my fire-hazardy apartment. i have a sad amount of followers, so i don’t think i’ll get any responses :( however, if anyone has any ideas, i would hugely appreciate some insight. thanks!! i need to end this with a sentence with a question mark in order to let people...
Watchgeorgiegirlnyc:
I discovered Animoto through Mary’s blog and thought to myself - what better way to spend my Saturday night than create a little montage of my dog (who else?!).
I might have to make a Book Club montage next…..
with the notable exception of my two puppies, this is the single cutest fucking dog on the planet. he really makes me want to impulse buy another one!!
my tumblarity
is too low for it to go down anymore :( i’m going to be in the negatives!
“Let me tell you about people I could truly hate: these people would be people...”
– Tara, on why she’d be happy if she never heard another Radiohead song again. (via indieandyy)
If you don’t know a dude who’s ruined Radiohead for you, you’ve never been in love.
(via molls)
this is oddly validating. thanks.
lady blah blah
molls:
Every blog I know of that isn’t visibly partial to Lady GaGa’s success is weighing in on one topic: What is this chick’s deal?
Let’s face it: The staples of mainstream popularity are both there and totally not there. Is she nice to look at? Yes and no. Unlike Britney, the package isn’t polished by nature (not to say that Britney’s is, but at least it is more obviously so). Lady GaGa’s...
Days Three & Four Follow-Up
nutritionista:
(…To my Ideal Workout Week)
Wednesday: Light Cardio, Biceps, Legs Light cardio (20 10 minutes) Cable Curl Preacher Curl Machine Hammer Curls Leg Extensions Leg Press Squats Smith Machine Lunges Leg Curls 10 minute abs Total: 60-70 minutes I skipped legs because they were still sore from whatever I had done in the few days before.
Thursday: Short Run Shorter, faster run (3-5...
i think the point of the swine flu/condom post
is sensationalization in the news. i understand that breathing someone’s air and having sex with someone are two different things. however, the media completely blows swine flu out of proportion while kind of glossing over things like the pope’s incredibly forward-thinking and innovative views on condoms and AIDS, not to mention the alarming prevalence of genital herpes in this effing...
90 people get the swine flu and everybody wants to...
tanya77:
inothernews:
rand0mflora:implodr:allisonweiss et al
Ha-HA!
THANK YOU.
Chronic Giardia
georgiegirlnyc:
My puppy has chronic giardia. I’m doing some research to see what can be done about it and came across this comment in that stupid Yahoo answers website. It made me cry.
Your dog has the same issue. He cannot overcome it. And he probably should be destroyed because his immune system is not able to effectively function.
Just an FYI - I won’t be ‘destroying’ my dog.
...
Cavalier King Charles
georgiegirlnyc:
At the dog park the other day a girl made mention that my Winston is not a ‘real ruby’ Cavalier King Charles because he has some white fur. I relayed this conversation back to John (and also told him that I wanted to punch her in the face for dissing my dog). Anyway, I did my research and turns out she is semi-right.
Ruby CKCs are meant to be all one color. If they have any...
April 2009
19 posts
Watchjoshruben:
dangurewitch:
Real Life Twitter, my new video. This was an embarrassing few hours, but I’m quite proud of the final product. BRB gonna go tweet about my video making fun of Twitter. Digg it!
ha!
SO GOOD