Who knew all my favorite radio songs could be adapted as love songs to Haiti
Who do you think feels more self-satisfied right now, the celebs doing their teary-eyed tax write-off performance for the year or the sycophants at sitting at home who need a free concert and an A-Lister to remind them to offer their help?
(and don’t give me that “using their fame for a good cause” bullshit, because there are 365 days a year and 3 million causes they could be helping that may not be the social gathering of the season, but that also don’t require a PR release or a full network television roadblock of face time)
THANK YOU
